![]() ![]() And no, having a spouse home does not mean you get solo bathroom time. Just shut the door and lock them out you say? Well, I’d rather have a toddler asking me if it was a big poo poo or a little poo poo as opposed to having chubby little hands push themselves under the door while they scream at a decibel that leaves my ears bleeding. And by audience I mean two toddlers who insist on sitting ON the floor in front of me or literally on my lap while asking me a million questions about why I’m on the potty and if I’m being a big girl. Never have I ever gone to the bathroom with an audience.But sometimes as a mom you have to make choices when exerting your energy. If you have never done this, again, you’re not trying hard enough. ![]() Everyone has had that one moment where a microscopic particle of doo doo has touched their hand while changing a diaper and been in such a hurry that they just wipe their hand extra hard on a baby wipe. This includes but is not limited to: food, spit, spit-up, crumbs, snot, boogers, pee, and poop. Never have I ever wiped known or unknown substances on my pants, shirt, or on the inside of my kid’s sock instead of washing my hands.You get all ten and I think we were meant to be soul mates. I’ll tell you about 10 ridiculous things I’ve done as a hot mess mom and you see how many of those ridiculous things you have done as well. I like to call it the, never have I ever game, for moms. So how about we play a little version of our own. Or was it the winner? So for example, “Never have I ever peed my pants after sneezing.” If you’ve given birth you’re silently chuckling because you know what I am talking about. Remember that game, never have I ever? You know, the one where someone names a ridiculous thing they’ve done in their past and if you have committed that act, you put a finger up? I think in my time it was called 10 fingers. ![]()
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